I was told that getting my sort of cancer was around the same odds as winning the Euromillions. Yes, thanks God, next time could I have the 90 millions please! :)
Now, with all the Belle De Jour press stuff going on we know she is a "cancer specalist". What are the odds that when they sent my nadger away for "a cancer specialist" to biopsy, it was her.
Wonderful, not only have I missed a payday but there is now a possibility that whilst Belle De Jour was fondling my nether regions I was 100 miles away down the M4!
I thought I read she was doing research into child health? Or is that someone else?
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The bit I read said she was a "scientist".
ReplyDeleteWhether that's a nadger scientist or not, I don't know.
She was certainly an expert on todgers though.
Lynn - As always with these things, the papers all say something diffrerent because none of them actually know.
ReplyDeleteMasher - Fnarr fnarr.