Tomorrow morning, whilst it's still dark, I'm heading for St Pancras and the Eurostar to Brussels, then onwards to Bruges for three days of revelry.
Chocolate and Stella Artois will probably high on the list of purchases!
Enjoy whatever you do to herald in 2009.
Monday, December 29, 2008
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Marketing - Men & Women
At present, Marj has a new morning routine.
Get up - brush hair - put "hair putty"? into hair to give it that "just got up" look.
Mine.
Get up - Don't brush hair.
We both achieve the same result but I don't spend copious amounts of money on product.
Of course, if it came with buttons to press and flashing lights I probably would.
Get up - brush hair - put "hair putty"? into hair to give it that "just got up" look.
Mine.
Get up - Don't brush hair.
We both achieve the same result but I don't spend copious amounts of money on product.
Of course, if it came with buttons to press and flashing lights I probably would.
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Open All Hours
Saw a great leaflet for a Take-away food place today.
Open 8pm till 4am, 24/7!
Nope, that would be 8/7 but top marks for trying.
Open 8pm till 4am, 24/7!
Nope, that would be 8/7 but top marks for trying.
Watching the Detectives.
I may have mantioned before that I'm somewhat in agreement with Jeremy Clarkson that if you have been burgled, the police can't get you for any motoring offences until they've solved your crime first. If only!
Certainly in London, and I suspect most other places in the UK, if you get burgled you can forget any idea of the perputrators being caught. Last time we were burgled they took Marjs' car. After 6 months the police had failed to find it, despite the fact it was sat on a public road unmoving since the day it was taken. It was eventually discovered by The DVLA 48 hours after the tax ran out which explains a great deal about the art of "detection" around here these days.
Once upon a time the glamorous "copper" was The Detective. He would be faced with a crime and would gnaw away at the details until, using little more that his "Coppers Nose" and the odd hunch, he would track down and arrest the guilty party. Now, I suspect, little real Detection goes on. I still can't go into details about a case we're involved with as it is still sub-judice, but I can tell you that at the original incident, Police failed to find any witnesses whereas we were able to give them 6 seperate names and adresses within 48 hours by going out and asking a few questions. I wonder how Sherlock Holmes would have operated these days......
WATSON: So Holmes, what crime did you solve today.
HOLMES: Ah, My dear Watson, I like to think of it as The Sound of The Baskervilles.
WATSON: Why, what do you mean?
HOLMES: I was walking along to my local opium den when I spotted a road with, and be prepared for a terrible shock Watson, no speed camera for almost 400 yeards!
(Watson screams, and lies down upon the chaise longue with an attack of the vapours.)
HOLMES: Almost immediately I recognised the engine sound of a 1996 Ford Orion with the note pitched perfectly on D#. As you may well know, at 30 mph the engine should have been no higher than C#! I immediately threw myself in front of the car which, upon it's finally stopping some 15 feet after it had run me over, I bound to the drivers door and arrested it's owner, a Mr J Baskerville, for driving at 34mph in a 30 mph zone. I hied both myself and the miscreant straight to Scotland Yard and thus another dangerous criminal has been dealt the severe punishment of 3 points on his licence and a £50 fine. Indeed Watson, fetch me my Stradivarius violin and I shall re-enact the very notation that caused me to apprehend the aformentioned felon.
WATSON: I'm sorry Holmes, during your abscence you were burgled.
HOLMES: Oh, Bugger!
Certainly in London, and I suspect most other places in the UK, if you get burgled you can forget any idea of the perputrators being caught. Last time we were burgled they took Marjs' car. After 6 months the police had failed to find it, despite the fact it was sat on a public road unmoving since the day it was taken. It was eventually discovered by The DVLA 48 hours after the tax ran out which explains a great deal about the art of "detection" around here these days.
Once upon a time the glamorous "copper" was The Detective. He would be faced with a crime and would gnaw away at the details until, using little more that his "Coppers Nose" and the odd hunch, he would track down and arrest the guilty party. Now, I suspect, little real Detection goes on. I still can't go into details about a case we're involved with as it is still sub-judice, but I can tell you that at the original incident, Police failed to find any witnesses whereas we were able to give them 6 seperate names and adresses within 48 hours by going out and asking a few questions. I wonder how Sherlock Holmes would have operated these days......
WATSON: So Holmes, what crime did you solve today.
HOLMES: Ah, My dear Watson, I like to think of it as The Sound of The Baskervilles.
WATSON: Why, what do you mean?
HOLMES: I was walking along to my local opium den when I spotted a road with, and be prepared for a terrible shock Watson, no speed camera for almost 400 yeards!
(Watson screams, and lies down upon the chaise longue with an attack of the vapours.)
HOLMES: Almost immediately I recognised the engine sound of a 1996 Ford Orion with the note pitched perfectly on D#. As you may well know, at 30 mph the engine should have been no higher than C#! I immediately threw myself in front of the car which, upon it's finally stopping some 15 feet after it had run me over, I bound to the drivers door and arrested it's owner, a Mr J Baskerville, for driving at 34mph in a 30 mph zone. I hied both myself and the miscreant straight to Scotland Yard and thus another dangerous criminal has been dealt the severe punishment of 3 points on his licence and a £50 fine. Indeed Watson, fetch me my Stradivarius violin and I shall re-enact the very notation that caused me to apprehend the aformentioned felon.
WATSON: I'm sorry Holmes, during your abscence you were burgled.
HOLMES: Oh, Bugger!
Flu-ness
I have been laid up with flu. Quite useful though as I've discovered that flu stops you worrying about other stuff as your body puts all it's energy into coughing and sweating.
Not sure how I got it though. I know of nobody else who has it or shown symptoms. In fact, the only contact with flu I have had is by listening to The Archers every day. I think I've caught flu via the airwaves.
Not sure how I got it though. I know of nobody else who has it or shown symptoms. In fact, the only contact with flu I have had is by listening to The Archers every day. I think I've caught flu via the airwaves.
Tuesday, December 09, 2008
Ivor the Engine runs out of steam.
Sad news. The death of Oliver Postgate
As a child, Ivor the Engine was a favourite programme, along with Gerry Andersons Supercar. As an adult I finally got into The Clangers. I found the spoken bit at the beginning of ech episode, musing on life on other planets rather moving.
As a child, Ivor the Engine was a favourite programme, along with Gerry Andersons Supercar. As an adult I finally got into The Clangers. I found the spoken bit at the beginning of ech episode, musing on life on other planets rather moving.
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