Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Against All Odds.

I was told that getting my sort of cancer was around the same odds as winning the Euromillions. Yes, thanks God, next time could I have the 90 millions please! :)

Now, with all the Belle De Jour press stuff going on we know she is a "cancer specalist". What are the odds that when they sent my nadger away for "a cancer specialist" to biopsy, it was her.

Wonderful, not only have I missed a payday but there is now a possibility that whilst Belle De Jour was fondling my nether regions I was 100 miles away down the M4!

3 comments:

Just Me said...

I thought I read she was doing research into child health? Or is that someone else?

*confused*

Masher said...

The bit I read said she was a "scientist".

Whether that's a nadger scientist or not, I don't know.

She was certainly an expert on todgers though.

kennamatic said...

Lynn - As always with these things, the papers all say something diffrerent because none of them actually know.

Masher - Fnarr fnarr.