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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Immaculate conception?

I have mentioned before amongst these ramblings, my step-sistes Erica who lives in San Francisco and is of a Sapphic persuasion.

I hear today that she is pregnant. I suspect that Debbie, her partner, is not the father! This modern life! It's all too confusing for an old timer like me.


  • Dear old-timer,

    This can be achieved using a position from the Karma Sutra, called The Turkey Baster.

    By Blogger Masher, At 10:32 PM  

  • You could be right. The baby is due almost exactly nine months after Thanksgiving Day.

    If the baby comes out covered in gravy and full of sage and onion w'll know for certain.

    By Blogger kennamatic, At 9:18 AM  

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