I have an awful confession to make. I have reached the age of 51 and have not;
Had any eating disorder,
Had a drug hell,
Had a sex shame,
Killed my ex-lovers hamster/cat/brother/boyfriend/giraffe.
Had a breast reduction,
Been in rehab,
Appeared in a soap,
Had a boob-job
Had a tummy tuck
Lost 8lb and have a new trim figure,
Put on 8lb and am really happy with my new curves,
Had my children made a ward of court,
married a footballer.
I have to face it, I'm never going to get into Closer/Heat/OK magazine.
But I've lied, one of the above in fact has happened.........but which one?
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I'm going with the rehab thing. It would explain Amy Winehouse's recent interest in Geocaching.
I'm afraid not. It sounds like they've hidden her booze REALLY well!
Breast reduction?
Astonishingly, you have got it second go. Yes, I suffered a hormonal imbalance when I was around 14 and alhough they corrected it it required a quick operation when about 16 to get rid of the excess tisue. I wasn't exactly running at 38GG or anything but it was enough that the hospital decided it was worth doing as much for my mental health as anything.
And I thought we could be in for days of guess posts.
I'm a bit annoyed myself... I was gonna have fun with that.
Maybe I'll have to do a similar post of my own.
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