I've been invited by a mate to Go Ape!
I quite like the idea, and I have agreed to it. The problem is I'm scared of heights. Even quite low heights.
When I swam for the school I didn't like it when we had to use racing blocks because it seemed way too high above the water to dive in. As for diving boards, whoa, forget it.
Luckily they have people who come and rescue you if you get stuck, although embarrassment might mean I stay up there for some time. It doen's fill me with confidence that within the safety instructions the word fatal appears more than once.
I've spent many a year telling people I'm possessed by a gibbon, now it's come back to haunt me.
The other problem I've been thinking about is will I have to paint my bottom blue?
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Looks a Goodie.
(see what I did there?)
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