I have a strange disease. I don't know whether it is known to the medical community or not. I have decided to call it mobile leg.
I keep my mobiles in my right trouser pocket. I have for years. But I have noticed over the last year or so that sometimes it feels like my phone is vibrating for an incoming call. When my phone isn't in my pocket. Which is weird. And my left leg never does it.
Have my leg muscles learnt to vibrate? Should I accept things as they are but panic if it starts to play a ringtone? Is a leg vibrating whilst driving against the law? Do I have to give my leg back at the end of the contract?
Come on medical world. It's all very well curing the common cold etcetera but this is what people* are demanding a cure for!
* People may in fact just be one person in this instance.